3/10
You'd have a hard time recognizing this as a John Ford film...
5 January 2010
Warning: Spoilers
While there are a few small signs that this film might have been directed by the great John Ford, for the most part there is little about this B-movie that would seem great or inspired. Now I do cut the film SOME slack since it's an early talkie, but compared to the average film of the day, it's still a sub-par film.

Most of the problem is the story--it's just written so poorly and the characters are just so gosh-darn stupid that it's hard to enjoy. You KNOW this ain't the brightest ship in the US Navy when BOTH Warren Hymer AND Nat Pendleton serve on it--to actors who specialized in playing thick-headed galoots. In fact, the rest of the crew is amazingly stupid as well--making me feel that the writers sure didn't try very hard for realism. The story is about an old fashion wooden sailing ship that appears to be a merchant ship but really hides a deck gun designed to sink German subs during the waning months of WWI. But the American crew, as I said above, is dumber than a sack of door knobs and I got frustrated at the writing. A great example is when the Captain told them all they were on a top secret mission, so when they go on shore leave, no fraternizing and no liquor--at which point they all went out chasing women and getting drunk. What part of "top secret mission" or "no fraternizing or drinking" didn't they understand?! Then, when tops of German-accented sailors started walking about, no one seemed to even notice!! The writing was strictly B-movie (or worse) and there were so many loose plot threads that I had a hard time watching the film. The only positive thing I noticed about the film is the nice cinematography. Otherwise...yuck.

My advice is that if you MUST see it because you are a die-hard Ford fan, then do so by all means. Otherwise, you'd be best to find another--ANY other Ford film.
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