Plot - to be phoned in later. Script = whee don' need no steenkeeng script! Actors courtesy of Looney Tunes Casting Inc. Cinematography - one rented movie camera on a tripod which they obviously had to get back to the rental center ASAP. Film editing - scissors and Scotch tape. Humor - much beating of horse corpses which in life were tired old nags named SoCal porn clichés and New Age clichés. No wonder they picked O'Toole for this one - she did such a great job playing the one-dimensional cop's girlfriend cliché in 48 Hours.
I have insomnia and at 3 ayem will watch almost anything with seeming promise (e.g., recognizable cast members) on Netflix streaming video, but I started giving up on this one when she gave a Buddist blessing to the sausage and potato w/ wine dinner, and started vomiting at the line, "This is twenty years of our *life*! Twenty years!" as a setup line for the main "plot" (apologies to serious movie buffs and plots everywhere for using that word in this review - twice now) and watched Herbie Fully Loaded instead. See, I figured that Lindsay Lohan's boobs might well have more talent than the entire cast of this abortion.
I was right. Actually, each of them separately did.
I have insomnia and at 3 ayem will watch almost anything with seeming promise (e.g., recognizable cast members) on Netflix streaming video, but I started giving up on this one when she gave a Buddist blessing to the sausage and potato w/ wine dinner, and started vomiting at the line, "This is twenty years of our *life*! Twenty years!" as a setup line for the main "plot" (apologies to serious movie buffs and plots everywhere for using that word in this review - twice now) and watched Herbie Fully Loaded instead. See, I figured that Lindsay Lohan's boobs might well have more talent than the entire cast of this abortion.
I was right. Actually, each of them separately did.