Review of Grotesque

Okay, let me save you the trouble. I'm going to "spoil" every scene of the movie Grotesque for you because then, hopefully, you can just imagine it and skip actually watching it. Although, I don't know how you can "spoil" a movie that doesn't actually have a plot; I mean, revealing the different methods of torture in a pornographic pseudo-snuff film isn't exactly revealing "spoilers," is it? So here we go . . .

Bad guy grabs a sledgehammer and attacks a boy and a girl who are out on a first date. When boy and girl wake up they are chained up in an abandoned warehouse, yawn, just think of every Saw movie ever made. Things then get pretty ugly from there. Bad guy rapes girl and then he rapes boy. Then, let's see, here we go, not necessarily in this order: bad guy stabs boy, pokes out one of his eyes with something like an ice pick, pounds big nails into his testicles, and cuts off his penis, then he cuts the girl's nipples off with scissors, chops off all their fingers with a chainsaw, strings the fingers into necklaces and puts them around their necks, chops the girl's arm off, pulls out the boy's intestines and hangs them from a hook, cuts the girl's head off with an ax, and then he goes out to find some more victims.

Story over.