I wrote about this movie lately. Then I discovered a review that I wrote about the same movie 10 years ago. Here's the 2.
Emetic!
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It is, and for generations and generations to come. I don't know how the 1994's Razzie of the worst picture went to (Color of Night)?! In comparison with (A Low Down..), the awful (Color of Night) is a classic masterpiece!!
It's violent comic action without any comedy or action. And its only violence is in its mammoth silliness of each and every factor in it; the cast, the way they act, the dialogue, the characters, the situations.. etc.
(Keenen Ivory Wayans) isn't remotely funny; his comic scenes seemed horrible. He didn't impress anybody in his action scenes too. (Keenen Ivory Wayans)'s plot got nothing to be remembered after watching (or during watching!). And (Keenen Ivory Wayans)'s directing wasn't less low! Did I forget to tell you that Mr. (Wayans) starred, wrote, and directed the whole thing? Don't you ever think that he's another (Orson Welles). He's far from that. VERY FAR if you asked me!
I'm a fan of (Charles S. Dutton), however I hated seeing him in here. (Jada Pinkett Smith) was incredibly unsightly and annoying. And the climax of this movie's torturing nonsense is the lead's too gay sidekick "Wayman" (or women?!). He can't do anything, even making laughs as he's supposed to. The only thing that he succeeded in is forcing you to throw up continually. The black try of making fun of black stereotypes wasn't filthier before!
It's one naked movie, which has nothing - and I mean NOTHING - entertaining to present. However, it is a movie that my stomach won't forget. Works like this invented "The Worst 10 Movies List"!
It is a "dirty shame" only!
Written on 20/4/2010
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Flood of Filthiness!
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This is Dirty Harry meets a dirty rap song. It goes like this; a black lead between Shaft and Martin Lawrence + logicless plot + the filthiest language ever recorded on film + countless rap songs for more than what any endurance can stand = mean outcome that's too trivial to remember.
Man, did I hate it? Well, it makes itself impossible to love. I hated the scene of seeing the great lead preparing to fight, wearing the best of what he has of clothes and weapons; I have seen this moment for at least 1000 times in 1000 action movie before!!
I hated (Jada Pinkett Smith) as the secretary. The way she looks and talks is extremely sickening. What epithet she deserves the most? The most detestable cartoon character, or the silliest girl ever been in an action! Even Salli Richardson was exploited sexually as a young Pam Grier look-alike!
Having no sense of humor was better than having the worst kind; as this movie does. From totally unfunny scenes for (Wayans), to such a contumely to the 1960s star (James Brown) as if only dogs that listen to his songs, ending up with the hellish foul language.
Speaking about the language, for most of the time, I felt my ears getting flayed. I believe this movie is a fine reference book for all the squalid phrases and expressions that use these words. Ahh, there was no end and nothing else. It assures not only that (Wayans) knows nothing about writing comedy but by using these words, he rather knows nothing from the English language but them too!
Let alone the free pure filth: The conversation about the beauty of a crippled girl's butt, or the joy of having sex with the crippled girls in general (!!!). Or the story of (Jada Pinkett Smith) about her dog that excretes a lot. Things like these, and I'm not sorry to say it, made the movie as a huge pile of excrement itself!
But still, to add more vomit, here you are; the lead's sissy sidekick "Wayman". 3 scenes, just 3, got this thing in it. Nevertheless, the repugnant effect of it can't be forgotten. What alien from outer space, or a demon from inferno, can actually bear this "Wayman" for a second?? He's, without a doubt, the dirtiest of whatever this movie has!
In Egypt, its commercial title as a rented video, stood for (The Professional and The Beauties), while I saw no Professionalism, or Beauty of any kind!
Written on 3/10/2000
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Not much of a difference, huh?!
Emetic!
---------
It is, and for generations and generations to come. I don't know how the 1994's Razzie of the worst picture went to (Color of Night)?! In comparison with (A Low Down..), the awful (Color of Night) is a classic masterpiece!!
It's violent comic action without any comedy or action. And its only violence is in its mammoth silliness of each and every factor in it; the cast, the way they act, the dialogue, the characters, the situations.. etc.
(Keenen Ivory Wayans) isn't remotely funny; his comic scenes seemed horrible. He didn't impress anybody in his action scenes too. (Keenen Ivory Wayans)'s plot got nothing to be remembered after watching (or during watching!). And (Keenen Ivory Wayans)'s directing wasn't less low! Did I forget to tell you that Mr. (Wayans) starred, wrote, and directed the whole thing? Don't you ever think that he's another (Orson Welles). He's far from that. VERY FAR if you asked me!
I'm a fan of (Charles S. Dutton), however I hated seeing him in here. (Jada Pinkett Smith) was incredibly unsightly and annoying. And the climax of this movie's torturing nonsense is the lead's too gay sidekick "Wayman" (or women?!). He can't do anything, even making laughs as he's supposed to. The only thing that he succeeded in is forcing you to throw up continually. The black try of making fun of black stereotypes wasn't filthier before!
It's one naked movie, which has nothing - and I mean NOTHING - entertaining to present. However, it is a movie that my stomach won't forget. Works like this invented "The Worst 10 Movies List"!
It is a "dirty shame" only!
Written on 20/4/2010
===========================================
Flood of Filthiness!
----------------------
This is Dirty Harry meets a dirty rap song. It goes like this; a black lead between Shaft and Martin Lawrence + logicless plot + the filthiest language ever recorded on film + countless rap songs for more than what any endurance can stand = mean outcome that's too trivial to remember.
Man, did I hate it? Well, it makes itself impossible to love. I hated the scene of seeing the great lead preparing to fight, wearing the best of what he has of clothes and weapons; I have seen this moment for at least 1000 times in 1000 action movie before!!
I hated (Jada Pinkett Smith) as the secretary. The way she looks and talks is extremely sickening. What epithet she deserves the most? The most detestable cartoon character, or the silliest girl ever been in an action! Even Salli Richardson was exploited sexually as a young Pam Grier look-alike!
Having no sense of humor was better than having the worst kind; as this movie does. From totally unfunny scenes for (Wayans), to such a contumely to the 1960s star (James Brown) as if only dogs that listen to his songs, ending up with the hellish foul language.
Speaking about the language, for most of the time, I felt my ears getting flayed. I believe this movie is a fine reference book for all the squalid phrases and expressions that use these words. Ahh, there was no end and nothing else. It assures not only that (Wayans) knows nothing about writing comedy but by using these words, he rather knows nothing from the English language but them too!
Let alone the free pure filth: The conversation about the beauty of a crippled girl's butt, or the joy of having sex with the crippled girls in general (!!!). Or the story of (Jada Pinkett Smith) about her dog that excretes a lot. Things like these, and I'm not sorry to say it, made the movie as a huge pile of excrement itself!
But still, to add more vomit, here you are; the lead's sissy sidekick "Wayman". 3 scenes, just 3, got this thing in it. Nevertheless, the repugnant effect of it can't be forgotten. What alien from outer space, or a demon from inferno, can actually bear this "Wayman" for a second?? He's, without a doubt, the dirtiest of whatever this movie has!
In Egypt, its commercial title as a rented video, stood for (The Professional and The Beauties), while I saw no Professionalism, or Beauty of any kind!
Written on 3/10/2000
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Not much of a difference, huh?!