Mystery Team (2009)
2/10
An hour and a half of my life I will never get back.
2 June 2010
Wow. What a disappointment.

This movie was just all around awful in so many ways. I would have rather have watched a documentary about the alarming spread of STD's among yak herders in Siberia. I endured the whole movie hoping beyond hope that some glimmer of a comedic gem might sparkle through. But the only facial movement I could muster that might have been mistaken as a smile (more of a quiver, really) came as the credits rolled and the white hot pain started to subside.

Although the storyline may have had some promise, it's lost in a barrage of bad acting and garbled, poorly aimed attempts at humor. Between the "golly jeepers" and the nudity, I can't imagine what demographic the writers may have been aiming for. It's far too crude for children, too cheesy and embarrassing for teens, and too infantile for any adult that hasn't suffered severe neurological damage from a drug overdose.
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