Death Warrior (2009)
2/10
A Realist Perspective
21 June 2010
Warning: Spoilers
A brief, honest synopsis for those who do not like long reviews:

Guy who missed the MMA window but can throw a roundhouse writes, produces, and stars in film which provides the capacity to effortlessly defeat MMA stars and interact with quasi-attractive girls all while playing tough to an over-acting septuagenarian.

What makes the movie difficult to finish:

1. Acting - Keith Jardine wins the "best actor" award and he only has six mumbled lines.

2. Misplaced/Mistimed/Unnecessary T&A - Main character's wife is half-dead, vomiting violently due to a viral injection. Good time for a second fully-nude sex scene? Why not. And don't bother with the dudes-with-boobs extras. I swear the one chick has an Adam's apple.

3. GSP is locked in a cell...not sure why.

Echavarria pumped out another MMA movie in 2009 and proved he actually is a contender...with the straight-to-video action crowd. Watch out Steven Seagal!
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