If werewolf movies have taught us anything, it's that werewolves make the absolute BEST boxers! From Lon Chaney Jr in "The Wolfman" to Benicio Del Toro (also in "The Wolfman" but not the same "The Wolfman"), boxing has been a major theme throughout ALL werewolf movies, no matter what their countries of origin.
*checks with her sources* Oh, wait... werewolves DON'T box?! Werewolves are the ones that bite, claw and scratch, right? All are maneuvers NOT allowed in boxing (unless you're Mike Tyson, then biting seems to be okay).
This stink-burger should've closed the book on Jason Bateman's career. I'm just glad that he was able to redeem himself with "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium" (I loved him as "the Mutant").
Teen Wolf had that dopey Wolfman Dance, but it was still a watchable movie.
"Teen Wolf Too" is just... bad. And it's not a GOOD bad. You know, the GOOD bad movies where you sit with your friends and a nice sugar rush and riff the snot out of a bad movie? There's nothing to riff with this. You watch it and wind up commenting on books that you have on the coffee table, or you look around for something else to do... something that could POSSIBLY hold your attention, because "Teen Wolf Too" does not.
*checks with her sources* Oh, wait... werewolves DON'T box?! Werewolves are the ones that bite, claw and scratch, right? All are maneuvers NOT allowed in boxing (unless you're Mike Tyson, then biting seems to be okay).
This stink-burger should've closed the book on Jason Bateman's career. I'm just glad that he was able to redeem himself with "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium" (I loved him as "the Mutant").
Teen Wolf had that dopey Wolfman Dance, but it was still a watchable movie.
"Teen Wolf Too" is just... bad. And it's not a GOOD bad. You know, the GOOD bad movies where you sit with your friends and a nice sugar rush and riff the snot out of a bad movie? There's nothing to riff with this. You watch it and wind up commenting on books that you have on the coffee table, or you look around for something else to do... something that could POSSIBLY hold your attention, because "Teen Wolf Too" does not.