What happens when you take a group of actors with the collective acting ability of a plank of wood and put them in a creepy monastery. Hidden 3D The 3D effects of the title were pretty pointless in the overall movie and maybe it's time people went back to 2D. The film plot involved part of the plank of wood who is left a creepy old monastery cum concentration camp by his mum and takes the rest of the plank along to meet the caretaker woman who it turns out is head of the Brady Bunch from Hell. The plank run around aimlessly after being lured underground by a flying insect being picked off in ludicrous situations where they can entertain us with their full range of emotive acting. Which consists of looking slightly bored as the love of your life is dragged off in front of your eyes by an unseen assailant or trying to smash your way out of a barred cell by hitting it with a small wooden chair whilst screaming like a two year old having a hissy fit about dropping their lolly. Like computer games of the shooter variety videos and files keep appearing to fill you in on what exactly is going on but by then you don't really care and just want everybody to die so you can go get a burger. Money must have run out after 80 minutes as the finale is so pitifully badly played out and acted that a monkey with a broken arm could have probably written a better scene. If your idea of a good movie is a bunch of idiots who can't act running around in tunnels for no other reason than it looks cool then Hidden will be a treat. For anyone with even a semblance of movie taste this will be 80 minutes of utter torment.
Review of Hidden 3D
