I literally fell asleep twice. Although I like the book, this movie just has no spirit or heart. The circus scenes could and should have been spectacular to contrast between the life behind the scenes. Reese Witherspoon phoned this one in. Christoph Waltz is always good. Pattinson - meh. It was gloomy and depressing and nothing ever happened until the end. No chemistry between the star-crossed lovers. If you want a nap, watch this. Additionally I have to write more so that there will be ten lines of text. Even though I have pretty much said everything that I wanted to say. So as soon as I finish this sentence, it should...there we go.
Review of Water for Elephants
