There is nothing good to say about this film.
The people making it didn't care one jot about it so why should the people watching it?
When you cast people like Eileen Daly you're telling the audience that you don't care before you even shoot a frame.
There is no script, no drama, no comedy, very little gore and no point to the whole sorry endeavour.
While watching this monstrosity it was obvious that it was written (or improvised) by lazy, talentless people who simply couldn't be bothered to raise a single minute of it above the bottom of the barrel.
At one point we are told that Eleanor James is " the next big thing in Hollywood" (!) yet she goes to a dingy shack in the woods- carrying her own suitcase and the "camera equipment"- for a clearly retarded director with a high street camcorder and no script. Yeah right, up- and- coming Hollywood stars do that all the time. I think that's how Keira Knightley, Scarlett Johannsen and Olivia Wilde started.
Oh I've just thought of a positive, it makes a satisfying thunk when it hits the bottom of the trash can. Pathetic.
The people making it didn't care one jot about it so why should the people watching it?
When you cast people like Eileen Daly you're telling the audience that you don't care before you even shoot a frame.
There is no script, no drama, no comedy, very little gore and no point to the whole sorry endeavour.
While watching this monstrosity it was obvious that it was written (or improvised) by lazy, talentless people who simply couldn't be bothered to raise a single minute of it above the bottom of the barrel.
At one point we are told that Eleanor James is " the next big thing in Hollywood" (!) yet she goes to a dingy shack in the woods- carrying her own suitcase and the "camera equipment"- for a clearly retarded director with a high street camcorder and no script. Yeah right, up- and- coming Hollywood stars do that all the time. I think that's how Keira Knightley, Scarlett Johannsen and Olivia Wilde started.
Oh I've just thought of a positive, it makes a satisfying thunk when it hits the bottom of the trash can. Pathetic.