This totally offencive piece of road rash is the best time I've ever had at the movies. Period. From the reaction of everyone in the theatre, I wasn't the only one. People went so squirrel crazy (you know how crazy they can be) I missed a large portion of the actors lines! Sneaking in alcohol is a must. It just goes perfect with this movie. We sent a buddy across the street to purchase some liquor and sneak it back in. We owe in one because he missed about 10 cool things in the 15 minutes he was gone. From the opening frame you are taken on the most bizarre action packed white trash adventure ever. This flick never let's up. The level of offensiveness keeps building until you just have to burst out into applause. I swear DEAR GOD NO! must of been made for drunken hobos. Bikers, drugs, booze, gore, incest, mad science, cop killing, child killing, baby killing, decapitations, Nazis,nuns, murder, mayhem, Richard Nixon, explosions, machine guns, monsters, taxidermy, acid and a nuclear explosion! The music by the 45s is frigging' incredible! Sometimes creepy, sometimes western, but most of the time old school rock! At the end of the time it goes into this crazy hippie Joan Baez type song called DEAR GOD NO! and then abruptly cuts into a cover of MC5 that totally rocked the house! The bikers are great, the nudity abundant and The Mad Doctor is brilliant! You will never look at another person named Todd the same way again. This I promise you. The last violent scene in the film involving the most annoyingly pathetic character had the entire crowd out of their seats cheering. It seems unfair to even call this a movie. It's a party.
Review of Dear God No!
