So terrible...so awful....worse than "Gigli", an unbelievable mess, exacerbated by kindergarten level special effects, and the aliens are from some ET special ed. class.
"Look behind you".......thump with a 2X4......
And why in the name of any God does some bimbo offer the alien a can of Spam? If this had devolved at some point into early 80's bestiality porn, it would give it some redeeming artistic value. This is the kind of stuff Hollywood people go into porn for, out of pure shame.My brain actually tried to vomit.
I will now submit myself to the discipline of a monastary somewhere in Tibet, one of the ones involving silence and marathon vomiting.
Then I will watch the second 10 minutes.
Yes, that's right, this is based in 10 minutes.
Think about that.
10 MINUTES.
It was like finding pubic hair in your soup, after the first spoonful. You just stop.
As you love your eternal soul, avoid this mess.
"Look behind you".......thump with a 2X4......
And why in the name of any God does some bimbo offer the alien a can of Spam? If this had devolved at some point into early 80's bestiality porn, it would give it some redeeming artistic value. This is the kind of stuff Hollywood people go into porn for, out of pure shame.My brain actually tried to vomit.
I will now submit myself to the discipline of a monastary somewhere in Tibet, one of the ones involving silence and marathon vomiting.
Then I will watch the second 10 minutes.
Yes, that's right, this is based in 10 minutes.
Think about that.
10 MINUTES.
It was like finding pubic hair in your soup, after the first spoonful. You just stop.
As you love your eternal soul, avoid this mess.