Sorry, I'm not going to go into a lot of detail here, because I've already wasted too much of my life actually watching (some) of this film. Trust me, I'm a fan of B-movie horror, cheesy films and everything in between. But believe me when I say this movie horrible on so many levels, that I really feel bad having ever even watched it.
First off, it's not at all funny - I mean, at least cheesy movies you can expect a couple of chuckles, but I just sat there wondering how anyone could possibly enjoy this crap. Especially with someone like Dave Foley involved - you'd think they could write in a couple of funny lines - but not so much.
It really felt like a 3rd grader wrote and directed this film. I mean I really wanted to watch it and like it, but please save yourself the trouble and don't. Seriously, I *love* cheesy garbage movies - movies that are so "bad" that they're good - but this just isn't even close to something like that. I've never written a movie nor do I proclaim to be able to - but I'm confident I could spend a day thinking about it and come up with a much better script and story line for this movie than the people that wrote this.
First off, it's not at all funny - I mean, at least cheesy movies you can expect a couple of chuckles, but I just sat there wondering how anyone could possibly enjoy this crap. Especially with someone like Dave Foley involved - you'd think they could write in a couple of funny lines - but not so much.
It really felt like a 3rd grader wrote and directed this film. I mean I really wanted to watch it and like it, but please save yourself the trouble and don't. Seriously, I *love* cheesy garbage movies - movies that are so "bad" that they're good - but this just isn't even close to something like that. I've never written a movie nor do I proclaim to be able to - but I'm confident I could spend a day thinking about it and come up with a much better script and story line for this movie than the people that wrote this.