No Vacancy (2012)
4/10
This movie is so dumb
28 January 2013
Warning: Spoilers
This movie left me laughing throughout. So many stupid things happen. The 'victims' are stupid; the killers are stupid.

How can 78 people give this movie a 10/10? Unbelievable.

I gave it 4/10 because I was being charitable.

What's it about? Well not much. Seven 'teenagers' (who are all in their late 20s/early 30s) go on a road trip. The usual thing happens. Their car tyres get a puncture and yes you've guessed it they go off wandering for help.

THIS, the movie tells us, will be their downfall.

After walking a little while, they meet up at a roadside motel and gas station. All seems friendly at first but then the inevitable happens. Nothing is surprising. Nothing is that much interesting. You know they're not going to leave that place singing and dancing.

The victims act dumb because they are dumb. You'll find yourself screaming 'kill him!' And guess what happens after knocking one of the killers unconscious, YEAH, THEY DON'T KILL HIM.

Hmm, looks familiar. But now it's boring.

If you're looking for something different in this movie, forget it. It's like Saw and Vacancy rolled into one, except the majority of the acting sucks big time.

Ultimately it's very forgettable.
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