this film is so stupid and ridiculous that making a review is nothing but total waste of time, but IMDb forces reviewer to donate more words to be qualified for acceptance and, it's so painful that you have to try your best to add up enough words to be submitted.
first of all, the whole screenplay is nothing but a joke. austin is like a robot or superman immune to knife, re-bar, machine gun bullets, and i think kitchen sink or bathtub don't even count. he was shot so many times in this movie, but turned out to be fine, like nothing happened. he was cut so deep on his chest but like nothing happened. his fingers were broken by his captor, but later didn't show anything sensitive on his broken fingers and still beat up his enemies like nothing happened. well, the so-called "german" was another killing machine but with bad blood that needed to be pumped with good blood periodically. he also acted like invincible but later was beaten up by tommy, a nobody played by steve austin.
more funny thing was that tommy, the immortal got a wife, a sweetheart totally unnecessary for this movie.
well, another stupid arrangement was the so-called "the package", something mysteriously borrowed from "ronin", a attaché aluminum case nobody knows what the contents inside but everybody tried their best to kill others to get hold of it. this time, the "package" was a small pamphlet-sized file holder(?) that everybody, like in "ronin" tried every way to get hold of it. what's inside? well, who cares.
i've wasted all the time to watch it to the end. felt nothing but saw a lot of clueless fist fights, gun fights and anything that this genius director could think of and threw them in. what tommy got in the end was a bag of money, four big bundles of brand new dead president and walked away and went home to his sweetheart. do i need to add more? guess not.
first of all, the whole screenplay is nothing but a joke. austin is like a robot or superman immune to knife, re-bar, machine gun bullets, and i think kitchen sink or bathtub don't even count. he was shot so many times in this movie, but turned out to be fine, like nothing happened. he was cut so deep on his chest but like nothing happened. his fingers were broken by his captor, but later didn't show anything sensitive on his broken fingers and still beat up his enemies like nothing happened. well, the so-called "german" was another killing machine but with bad blood that needed to be pumped with good blood periodically. he also acted like invincible but later was beaten up by tommy, a nobody played by steve austin.
more funny thing was that tommy, the immortal got a wife, a sweetheart totally unnecessary for this movie.
well, another stupid arrangement was the so-called "the package", something mysteriously borrowed from "ronin", a attaché aluminum case nobody knows what the contents inside but everybody tried their best to kill others to get hold of it. this time, the "package" was a small pamphlet-sized file holder(?) that everybody, like in "ronin" tried every way to get hold of it. what's inside? well, who cares.
i've wasted all the time to watch it to the end. felt nothing but saw a lot of clueless fist fights, gun fights and anything that this genius director could think of and threw them in. what tommy got in the end was a bag of money, four big bundles of brand new dead president and walked away and went home to his sweetheart. do i need to add more? guess not.