Review of The Cloth

The Cloth (2013)
9/10
Turkey anyone ?????? " It stinks"
23 April 2013
Be warned, the start of this film is good and thats a sign bad things to come. The acting is sooooooooooooooooo terrible, the direction rubbish, the story just mental and the overall product so bad, its great. Its one of those films you watch while shaking your head saying " did they just say that, do that "? The Cloth is the type of film you put on when home with drunken mates and sit and laugh at, from start to finish.

Its clear that whole scenes have gone missing by the editing, which is terrible. The film was partly funded by a born again Christian church ( check the credits) and it's clearly an exercise in trying to brainwash the dumb public into becoming Christians. Which it fails at on every level.

The young lead I think may be a plank, thats been dressed in clothing and the only openly evil character is a young black male with lesbian friends who all do drugs....we getting the feel yet ?

The best line in the film, which for me sums it up, is spoken by what i can only explain as the "Q"of the exorcism world. After deciding he wants nothing to do with "The Cloth", the young lead storms out, throwing his outfit and cross onto the table. "Q" says shocked, "Who throws Jesus onto a table like that " ???

Classic Turkey.
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