Review of Stranded

Stranded (V) (2013)
Boreoxide leak
4 June 2013
Stranded is a good choice of title for this movie because I felt stranded watching it, like I was just passing time waiting for something to come along and rescue me. Something like a plot, some pace, I don't know..anything really! The story mumbles on about the threat of monoxide poisoning causing hallucinations (give us some hallucinations at least..anything!) but there's also some blobby spores from a crap looking meteorite hitting a cardboard moonbase. So are they just hallucinating or is an alien loose aboard the ship? If the creature they keep seeing is in fact the alien where did the budget actually go?

Christian Slater is reduced to reading off some really dull lines and the rest of them don't look like astronauts at all. They also know nothing about any subject other than their specialty so for example the technician knows nothing at all about biology. However they got into being an astronaut it wasn't via acting school that's for sure.

This is a movie where you'll be rooting for the monoxide gas, it's just that bad. Check out the awful cover too, it looks like Christian is struggling with a different gas.
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