Arachnoquake (2012 TV Movie)
5/10
This is so bad that it makes it good!
7 June 2013
ARACHNOQUAKE

Yes... it is as bad as it sounds.

This film is brilliant for comedy value. It is a B-movie with b-movie acting and b-movie effects.

The film is about a lot of giant fire breathing spiders running wild killing people.

The story is terrible. Nothing really makes any sense. Nothing is explained.

The acting is so bad in this film, it is no wonder I have not heard of most of the cast... but there is one famous face in this. Edward Furlong... oh dear. His career has gone downhill. The thing is, he is a good actor. I obviously loved him in Terminator 2, and he also made a fantastic movie called Brainscan... But I don't know what he was thinking when he agreed to be in this. His acting is as bad as everyone elses!

Also, in this movie his character is married with 2 children... his wife looks old enough to be him Mum and his 2 kids look old. I mean, it looks like he had these 2 kids when he was 8 years old! I can't help but think that casting was not very good.

There was some brilliant comedy moments in this. If you like movies that doesn't really take itself too seriously, then you will love this.

I really enjoyed it, but only because it had me laughing at it from beginning to end.

I will give this film 5 out of 10.

But it only gets that rating because I have not laughed that much for a long time.

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