Review of Chinese Laundry Scene

. . . and Native Americans and Jewish folks anymore, as "chinamen" get skewered in pieces such as this, as well (even if the actors' names sound as Italian as pizza pie). Reared in that racist hotbed the U.S. Congress lumped in with the Confederate South for Voting Rights Act remediation (due to bombed-out school buses)--that is, Southeast Michigan--Thomas Alva Edison had a little warning light bulb go off in his brain whenever he saw, thought of, or got on an elevator with American minority people. So even if this tawdry CH!NESE LAUNDRY SCENE played in other more fleeting venues, no one held a gun to old Tom E.'s head, forcing his henchmen to film such despicable fare for all posterity. T. Alva could have had them out recording Queen Victoria's tea parties, the invention of automobiles, or major league baseball games BEFORE the steroids era. He could have documented early BASKETball games, when the ball was shot into an actual basket by 5' 4" guys. But no, he had to beat Fatty Arbuckle, Lenny Bruce, Andrew Dice Clay, Adam Sandler, and the Jackass crew to the punch below America's belt, always aiming for the cheap laugh and the quick buck, no matter how low and dirty!