Spider-Man Unlimited (1999–2005)
2/10
I don't have unlimited f**ks to give about this s**t show
26 August 2013
Wow, what were they thinking?! We're not even in the first minute of this 'show' when they make their first f**k up. Spider-Mans spider-sense goes off from Venom and Carnage. Did the idiot 'writers' of this show just forget that Peter's spider- sense doesn't register Venom and Carnage as a threat?

The first 13 minutes of the episode one are great. It actually seems like a real Spider-Man show. Spider-Man fights Venom and Carnage on the side of a shuttle, saves a woman from a burning building in New York and even contemplates continuing as Spider-Man. It's good stuff.

But then they go ahead and f**k it all up, when Spider-Man space travels to another alternate earth inhabited by humanoid animals and robots. Yeah I am not joking that is the plot for show. The themes are just f**king weird; space travel, alternate Earth's and humanoid animals are not f**king Spider-Man.

The story is s**t, the robot and animal villains are generic and uninspired like something you'd expect from f**king Thunder-Cats or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, not Spider-Man.

What did I like? well the music intro theme is awesome. I loved it. The animation is amazing, I was honestly surprised, watch it in HD 1080 I think you'll be too . It looked even better then its predecessor Spider-Man TAS. It's too bad everything is now in that s**ty CG style now.

The voices are okay, J Jonah Jameson wasn't the best, he sounded like the poor mans version of Jameson from TAS. Rino Ramano killed it as Spider- Man. He was so good he even reprised his role in the two fantastic Playstation One games, too bad his voice talent was wasted on this heap of s**t.

Bottom line: stay away, far away. The plot holes are deeper than the Mariana Trench. The story is pathetic, it is nowhere near even remotely related to Spider-Man and his 50 years of history. Watch it only for the intro, animation, Ramano's voice work and the cool nano-tech suit. Other than that stay the f**k away from it. Watch out of your own curiosity or risk...
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