This is my first review and I have written over a thousand here on IMDb in which I don't know what to write. This was a really bad flick with stupid situations.
For example, when the zombies do attack some of the defenders are just talking about there lives without helping the rest of the gang to kill some zombies. The killings itself are really tame. My wife entered the room while watching it and she stated, aaaa watching another zombie flick but it all looks so tame, where's the gore or blood. Go figure that one out. My eleven year old daughter even watched it a moment and said, is that all the fuss about The Walking Dead, had to say to her, this isn't TWD but a stupid waist of time. The girl with her Japanese skills never had blood on her swords when she stabs the zombies. Not only that, the zombies being shot was done CGI and have a look toward the zombies, they looked more like some kind of creatures, no zombie look at all. But I almost never turn off a flick and I must say, I was rewarded for not doing that.
Once the flick is over we see a shot of a mansion, nothing to do with this flick at all but there lays the reward, the camera moves in straight to the pool full of scantily clad girls and naked wobbling juggs. So if you ever come across this massacre skip towards the last 5 minutes and enjoy those titties, even as it is clear that some are two-a penny fake tits clearly to see in the close ups of the titties.
Gore 0/5 Nudity 1/5 Effects 1/5 Story 1/5 Comedy 0/5
For example, when the zombies do attack some of the defenders are just talking about there lives without helping the rest of the gang to kill some zombies. The killings itself are really tame. My wife entered the room while watching it and she stated, aaaa watching another zombie flick but it all looks so tame, where's the gore or blood. Go figure that one out. My eleven year old daughter even watched it a moment and said, is that all the fuss about The Walking Dead, had to say to her, this isn't TWD but a stupid waist of time. The girl with her Japanese skills never had blood on her swords when she stabs the zombies. Not only that, the zombies being shot was done CGI and have a look toward the zombies, they looked more like some kind of creatures, no zombie look at all. But I almost never turn off a flick and I must say, I was rewarded for not doing that.
Once the flick is over we see a shot of a mansion, nothing to do with this flick at all but there lays the reward, the camera moves in straight to the pool full of scantily clad girls and naked wobbling juggs. So if you ever come across this massacre skip towards the last 5 minutes and enjoy those titties, even as it is clear that some are two-a penny fake tits clearly to see in the close ups of the titties.
Gore 0/5 Nudity 1/5 Effects 1/5 Story 1/5 Comedy 0/5