The Crawling Brain (2002 Video)
1/10
Brainless
3 October 2013
OMG! This is garbage.

A totally effeminate fat guy with a really bad mullet wig and sweat, visits his invalid grandmother and there's a bunch of brains in the basement.

Turns out grandma is a Nazi nurse an has Himmel's brain. What?

The grandma is known for her silent film work and my my has time brought her beauty to a halt since she worked with Buster Keaton. Anita must have needed the bucks big time. She cant act. Her delivery is a bit like the egg lady in the John Waters films. And the fat gay guy is sort of like Divine to be honest.

It's that bad, only it's not as good as Waters. No where near. Even if you think that it's meant to be funny and campy, it's still way bad. Waters had a knack for this genre, this director doesn't. It's really horrible in every way.

As an aside, Grandma Anita made a flurry of films in the late 20s - early/mid 30's and then did not made another movie for 30 years. After that, she didn't make another for another 30 years when she did some really bad horror films, including this one.

She was once called the The Girl With the Most Beautiful Face in Hollywood. You wouldn't know it by the look of her pan in this flick.
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