1/10
Simply horrendous unfunny snore-fest....gross for no reason.
1 November 2013
Warning: Spoilers
Another completely unrealistic stupid coming of age flick with what looks like a familiar cast but they are wasted here. It pretends to be set in the 90's but has zero feel of that time other than a loud soundtrack of hip hop songs that are out of place and some vague references.

A super smart yet nerdy girl wants to lose her virginity before starting college so she makes a list of things she is going to do, all of them slang terms that mostly did not exist in 1993.

Every teen curses in front of their parents and talks about sex, kids at a pool push lifeguards in the water with no repercussions and they use a Caddyshack joke while actually referencing Caddyshack and it's still not funny. And everyone apparently can still swim in the small pool after a kid took a crap in it.

The girl is 18 yet knows nothing about sex. No one gets a "best bod" reference in their HS yearbook. She walks around with her top off in front of parents and kids but is not fired. The manager of the pool can't swim even though he would have to take a swim test to have that job. Teen girls are reading Penthouse openly at the pool, no problem. Having screaming sex in your house with your parents home with the door open seems really realistic.

Avoid at all cost.
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