No Vacancy (2012)
2/10
writing, writing, WRITING! (was missing from this movie)
20 November 2013
Warning: Spoilers
*** WARNING: RAMPANT SPOILERS ***

OK, there's some acting ability amongst the cast, and there was some (but only some) decent filmmaking on display here (camera work, lighting, etc., good in places but not always), and a few scenes were disturbing, so I could almost give it a 3, but it was just SO DUMB in SO MANY PLACES that I had to go with a 2.

NONE of the following problems should have survived into the film; they should all have been resolved prior to shooting:

* protagonists got off course too easily; none ever heard of a map?

* all 4 tires should have blown, not just 2

* even with "only" 2 simultaneous blowouts, nobody went back to see what had caused them

* nobody was suspicious/bashful about all the freebies

* there was a debate (albeit tiny) about whether to stay, but no alternative suggested... were they considering just wandering around in the desert all night?

* motive for the killers was unconvincing

* with all the surviving killers in one place, held at gunpoint, the surviving protagonists LEFT THEM there and RAN AWAY... but only back into the buildings, allowing further attacks {facepalm}

This is TERRIBLE writing -- and I stopped there only to save time.

This movie has a lot of 1 and 2 star reviews. The above list should help provide clues for the few reviewers who remain in need of them.

There's nothing essential in this film, unless you just need a Dallas Lovato fix or something. (She is awfully sexy here; hoping to see her more.) Of course, if we're mentioning eye candy, the lovely Rachel Sterling is on parade, but she doesn't get to do much real acting here. Her big scene to show some acting skills comes across as pretty weak; I've seen girls act more terrified of small critters than she did at the imminent prospect of being fatally ripped apart. I found myself wondering if she had been confused about which of them was wearing the anti-scream shock collar.

Wait, I take that back... there is just one thing that was kind of different. The black guy DIDN'T die first, and in fact got his grudge on and dished out some butt-kicking. So, I could almost give it another point for that, too... but I can't because my brain hurts too much from all the plot holes.
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