Review of Debbie Does Dallas III: [the Final Chapter]

I'm often reminded that the plot's victims in low budget movies like Body of Evidence where Madonna screws the guy to death would feel like the viewers of this movie. Since Bambi Woods was rumored to be fired after the previous opus, Debbie is around for an interview, nudity, and one sex scene extended in length from DDD 2. She narrates with syrupy sweetheart prose and soft music while Richard Bolla gets an endless oral, Jerry Butler an endless rough rear entry, and Ron Jeremy an endless partner swap that defies reality. At least two or three scenes are just longer versions from Dallas 2. People still wonder why Bambi Wood's voice sounds like a substitute for most of the film and its title is dubbed into her introduction. Her TV remarks about feeling uncomfortable in her scenes with Richard Bolla and not quite wanting to be in any more sequels, then prompted to say she liked watching the end result and would do it again are fair warning if you believe her first answer and thumb this film down. For die-hard fans of the performers only.