Review of Die Hard Dracula

There are no words under the sun that can do this film justice. the special effects for flying and 'star wars' style electric jazz hands, were second to none ;) Further more the swelling and deflating of count D c-c-captivated me. It was very easy to lose track of character names, so i suggest writing them down along with some notable features of the character. But seriously, where did he get that grenade???? The majestic rolling hills of the notorious (and vastly over used) town of 'Dubova' were the perfect backdrop to this charming tale of love, war, Boobs and fangs. Of course i recognize that the rating of 1 is insinuating that this film is 'awful' but we feel that it is also awfully good and potentially worthy of number 1 in the bottom 100.

Cheers'en peeps