Game of Thrones: The Watchers on the Wall (2014)
Season 4, Episode 9
1/10
YFI channel flick
9 June 2014
Warning: Spoilers
First 15 minutes were of incoherent blather. How to abandon vowels, reading books on Aemon, because of ginger minge, whaa no babies allowed, being infantile defeats foes.

Then the Big Fight. DUN DUN in constant repetition throughout. Some stupid speech follow by something stupider. Running up and down the tower in circles, a little bit of splatter bursting a blood bag. DUN DUN then another arrow hits. I thought I saw a Wildling wearing glasses in their first battle cry. The fat man grappling the gate was like watching Santa getting stuck in chimney, it should have been sent to you've been framed. The melee with commanders, face palm. A giant anchor cutting through an ice wall works just like a french horn DUN DUN, shattering. Exploding barrels blew up the people chucking them, but what about those dropped exploding only as splinters. Does a troll live under the bridge? Run away, 100k men have packed up for the night lads. We won.

Not only did they butchered this entire sequence outside of source content. What was created? What was I watching here? I couldn't honestly tell you.
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