Wolfcop (2014)
2/10
Not fun... not funny...
19 July 2014
This is a boring, low-budget werewolf cop film. It's Canadian, screamingly so. It tries to be fun and funny, action-packed with some gory special effects. Too bad the film forgot about everything else! The acting, lighting, and plot is stupid. Yeah, I get it, it's not supposed to be Schindler's List… this is a Friday night, cheap monster flick with shootouts… but the terrible dialog/jokes, half-arsed plot and crap production values don't help much. Who in their right mind thought this was a great idea? There are people out there who will green light anything! That is the only explanation I can offer as to why Wolfcop exists. And that's the only scary part to the whole movie. It's so bad you'll go off movies forever. I seriously wanted to switch this off, go on YouTube and watch paint dry instead. Ugh. You can clearly see the actors have no idea what they should be doing. This film feels VERY unnatural, the attempt at making a replica of grind house flick is just that, an attempt (and failure). How horrid can a movie get? A dummy with a video camera (sign of the artist!) makes self-referential quips about werewolves to let you know it's supposed to be a real, bona fide throwback. Anyways, don't bother, I felt cheated out of my money, when all I wanted was a good time... if you can somehow see it without paying, you won't be cheated out of your dollars, but you will be cheated out of time.
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