Review of Noah

Noah (2014)
1/10
I have no idea what this was supposed to be
6 August 2014
Warning: Spoilers
Other than a few names the boat and rain, this bore no resemblance to the bible story of Noah and the flood OR the fairy tale version. It was not an action movie, not a love story, not a drama, did not have a message. Christians would hate it, atheists would be embarrassed by it.

Russell Crowe rocks, Emma Watson is awesome, Anthony Hopkins is magical, IN ANYTHING ELSE. The lines, characters, action, all horrible beyond description.

Whatever went wrong with this movie should be the text book example of what can go wrong in a movie. Nothing is worse.

OMGosh. Throw it out.
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