what a piece of crap - 12 bucks to see this stinker - at first I thought he was having a stroke - what the hell are you trying to say? - what the hell is up with the mustache obsession? - I guess he really needed the money. Well, surprise, you've got my twelve dollars. Take the money and spend it on acting classes. I have five more lines to meet the minimum so I want to mention things that I like: rainy days and Mondays, The magic garden theme song, match game with Gene Rayburn, and let's see, anything with Ron Jeremy in it, Shields & Yarnell (yet pretty creepy), Black Sabbath especially Sabotage, Sid and Marty Krofft, The band formerly known as Flipper and Bozo.
Review of Mortdecai
