I don't even know where to begin. Literally, I couldn't make a movie this bad if I even tried and I work in construction. I made the worst mistake of my life thinking this was the "San Andreas Fault" movie (which I was expecting to be bad as well)...but man this took it to new lows. Literally, the director should be banned from ever producing another movie again. I mean f**cking Hippos escaping from the zoo and attacking a car was the first thing that came to your mind when you thought of an earthquake in California?? God I don't even write reviews ever but I am just hoping to spread the word of how terribly, shamefully, disgustingly awful this piece of garbage is and I would rather spend 2 hours getting my teeth grinded on than watch this movie again.
Review of San Andreas Quake
