2/10
OMG! My Children are Scarred for LIFE...
16 September 2015
Anyone with Netflix this month can watch this wholesome turd... including your kids! I don't have children, but I could just imagine mom or dad popping this on and leaving the room for the kids to watch.

It features the two stoner superheroes, Bluntman and Chronic fight bad guy villains such as;

Lipstick Lesbian - who was just insulting to lesbians, I feel ya girl.

The Diddler - Specifically stated in the movie as "the only BLACK villain", who consistently had his hand in his pants ... jerking it.

Dick-head - Yes, a mutated man who fell into a vat of Viagra and turned into a talking penis.

Newsgroup - An internet nerd with no life and a touch screen embedded in his chest.

Cocknocker - The man with a fist bigger than his head used for groin punching. Sad to say, Tara Strong did the voice for this one. She is better known for doing voices on kid shows like; The Fairly OddParents, Teen Titans, My Little Ponies, and Power Puff Girls. Tara, if you ever read this, change your name and run away. The money was not worth the humiliation.

So that about sums it up. Pop this on only if you are interested in viewing a pornographic cartoon about murder, rape, and drugs. Seriously that is the theme.
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