Review of Demon Hunter

Demon Hunter (2005)
2/10
Down & Dirty With The Demons On The Runway
1 October 2015
Warning: Spoilers
A Fallen Angel/Demon, Asmodeus (Billy Drago), wants to fornicate with pretty girls and impregnate them with his..."devil spawn". He hangs out in LA and goes after all the wannabe models. A victim calls the Catholic Church's Bad Dating Hotline, and asks for help. They send over GQ coverboy Jacob Greyman (Sean Patrick Flanery), Demon Hunter; and Sister Sarah Ryan (Colleen Porch), the shapely nun who must have found God off the fashion runways of New York. They set out to save LA by taking off their clothes (love the lacy underwear worn by nuns), and getting into the line of...Demon Fire.

Somehow, this isn't a porno film. Maybe it was because they had serious actors. Or maybe it was because they had bad actors emoting to what the film makers believed were serious situations. Take for example the head of the Demon Hunting outfit, Cardinal White. William Bassett plays Cardinal White as if he had just stepped off the Kandahar front in Afghanistan. He lets the audience know that he has been saving Sister Sarah for just such a mission…as if she were the new Demon Fighter, Jason-a Bourne - complete with designer dresses, pumps and layered haircuts.

In the meantime, Jacob is hanging around with Asmodeus' demon hitwoman (Tania Deighton) who wants Greyman's..."dark soul" as a trophy. Or maybe she just wants something else. Anyway, she spends half the movie making out with him...and exchanging horns, or something.

There is a lot of primping and posing and demon faces in this movie. But you would have to expect it with this type of film. It is by no means a good film. But it is unintentionally funny.
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