Fantasy Island: Lillian Russell/The Lagoon (1981)
Season 5, Episode 8
7/10
Boobs, lots of nice boobs, and stories.
2 January 2016
Warning: Spoilers
i was like , fresh off watching this great hockey game where the hero Devils beat the bad guys best in NHL Dallas, and another fantasy island that i reviews so my attention span was droopy. Might i mention beer was involved. Anyhow, this was a pretty good episode with a nice theme throughout . if you are a feminist, you might not like this one as much as i did.

So first story was the actor that looks like a brown haired Matlock but is not Matlock wants to go fishing by himself. Spent a lot of money for fantasy island to do so, maybe he wished for something else and i missed it, either way it seems stupid. so he goes to his lagoon and sees a hot chic with great boobs looking at him and he chases after her, but angry like. she runs to a trader shop and that pisses him off he isn't out in the alone like he wanted . (Fantasy island is tight quarters, he should have went fishing in Alaska, Montana . etc)+ . so he goes to trader shop and meets the old guy, who i assume is the hot chicks dad. then he sees her and gets mad and leaves. the dad is like "did you see his eyes, thats the look of a guy who wants to be alone" and then i was expecting the hot chic to be like "thats a guy that looks like Matlock" but she didn't. So these three prisoners , one shot up bad, show up, take them hostage, and matlock has to save them by not being a loner jerk that just wants to fish. The daughter finds herself always being almost raped by the one prisoner whose turned on by her lack of clothing. but i didn't say that. There was a thing in this part about him hearing a song, the mermaid song that pops up on this show. i didn't get the point of that.

Other story was kinda dumb too. According to the description , the lady with the nice boobs wants to be Lillian Russell. I missed and had to rewind a lot of this story by looking up who she was . She is a real person, a late 1800's opera star who was the thing back then, but dead now. think about that. any who, i was not able to find out anything about her having two rich guys who loved her that she equally loved and was willing to put it to a card game to prove there love along with some diamonds. Its complex, i don't feel like getting into it and those guys should have risked their fortune for those boobs. it was another one of those episodes where your like "how 'd all the other people in her life, or vaguely get on fantasy island?) anyhow it was an okay episode but I'm ready to fall over from mass Bud lite consumption. I fear my enjoyment in this episode is as i wrote in the title. i think, based on rushed , pre post review, that 2 of the 4 nice boobs are currently deceased. the end.
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