So this witch walks into a bar......
Seriously? I didn't get it. Somebody's idea of an original witch story.
I can't spoil what's not there. I will try to generate some interest anyway.
There is the Star with a dead father. Got it. Dad was never around....that's original. Star goes to Dad's old house. Wow....witch appears...actually a middle age girl with bad makeup. Somehow you will have to convince yourself she is a witch.
Anyway some crazy dude appears in the woods with a banjo hot on his trail....no foolin'. He hides a purse in the woods then goes back not being able to find said purse. I'm really scared now.
Crazy dude finds his way to the old house of our Star. From there it all goes down hill. Let's see, there is the hometown sheriff and eventually, three hillbillies (can I use that word nowadays?) show up looking for crazy dude. The witch makes another entrance....not sure why.
Our star has discovered a plan to catch a witch drawn out by his Dad. He and the crazy dude start to build it. If by now you cannot see the plot in this story....don't blame me....I'm just the reviewer.
I know there was suppose to be a clear path through a very vague plot here. Unfortunately, I am not a New Age Witch Story Enthusiast. The director will probably go on to make a great movie someday.....I'll wait.
I gave this movie 4 Stars for all you Horror Geeks like myself who completely disregards a reviewer's warning not to waste your time on this one. Don't say I didn't warn you. Cookie....Q(:-)
Seriously? I didn't get it. Somebody's idea of an original witch story.
I can't spoil what's not there. I will try to generate some interest anyway.
There is the Star with a dead father. Got it. Dad was never around....that's original. Star goes to Dad's old house. Wow....witch appears...actually a middle age girl with bad makeup. Somehow you will have to convince yourself she is a witch.
Anyway some crazy dude appears in the woods with a banjo hot on his trail....no foolin'. He hides a purse in the woods then goes back not being able to find said purse. I'm really scared now.
Crazy dude finds his way to the old house of our Star. From there it all goes down hill. Let's see, there is the hometown sheriff and eventually, three hillbillies (can I use that word nowadays?) show up looking for crazy dude. The witch makes another entrance....not sure why.
Our star has discovered a plan to catch a witch drawn out by his Dad. He and the crazy dude start to build it. If by now you cannot see the plot in this story....don't blame me....I'm just the reviewer.
I know there was suppose to be a clear path through a very vague plot here. Unfortunately, I am not a New Age Witch Story Enthusiast. The director will probably go on to make a great movie someday.....I'll wait.
I gave this movie 4 Stars for all you Horror Geeks like myself who completely disregards a reviewer's warning not to waste your time on this one. Don't say I didn't warn you. Cookie....Q(:-)