Holidays (2016)
1/10
Ideal for Insomniacs
16 June 2016
Warning: Spoilers
So as the Title suggests this is an Anthology of "Horror" based around "Holidays". Erm, now the struggle to actually write something about it. Well, first off, the majority of the segments aren't "Holidays", more "Celebratory occasions". Secondly, don't waste your time watching this.

The majority of them seemed more like a teaser or trailer for Films, rather than complete stories as there was no real conclusion to the majority of them, they were left somewhat ambiguous in nature. I apologise for the tone of this review but i'm not long finished watching this and i'm honestly left wondering if what i watched was some kind of April Fools joke or if it was a genuine attempt at an Anthology type Film.

First we had an odd segment about Valentines day and a loner girl who had a crush on her PE Teacher. More of a teaser than anything, it seemed extremely amateurish.

There then followed segments on St Patricks day, snakes and pregnancy with an attempt at humour. then a poorly scripted and even worse segment about Easter and some Hybrid of the Easter Bunny and Jesus.... Then some women who get Pregnant every time she has sex, insisting her Boyfriend wears 2 or even 3 condoms. I think by this point i'd all but given up on it to be honest.

One on fathers day came next...Erm, yeah. Just don't bother with this Film, honestly. I can't think of anything positive to say about it. It's almost as though a Film Studio had a spare £100 sitting about and decided to make an Anthology. it's that bad and that cheap. If you like absolute garbage then by all means knock yourself out and watch this utter trash, otherwise save yourself the torture i endured and do something enjoyable.

This is beyond a shadow of a doubt in the worst 5 Films i've ever seen.....and i've seen some horrifically bad Films.
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