2/10
Slow and sleazy, no doubt a serious message
30 July 2016
Warning: Spoilers
At first I thought the premise was: which of these two pretty French girls will be first to, um, - no, won't go there. Is this film meant to be a kind of soft-pron teaseathon? Synopsis: A hot, flame-haired damsel awaits her confirmation. Her father has run off with somebody: her mother is kind of hot. The hot priest (if you go for beard and glasses - but he's also Lionel Messi on the soccer pitch and he knows all about Mother Teresa) takes all their confessions, except for hot, cheeky young whoever, who (playfully) sexually assaults our heroine but she quite likes it really.

Her equally hot friend goes away somewhere.

Her grandpa gets excited when she gives him a sponge bath.

After that, I fell asleep.

Plot-required bosoms, old/young and pre-confirmation eroticism, pretty sleazy actually. This film will make you feel creepy. All in the best possible taste, of course. 1 star for production budget, which wasn't awful.
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