This is the worst movie I've sat all the way through in years. I can't even explain to myself why I didn't bail halfway through. I should be ashamed of myself. Someday I'm going to wish I could have those two hours of my life back.
No essential plot point is in any way slightly believable.
1) Just happen to have in my pocket the tools to hack your new car? WHILE YOU WATCH ME? Check.
2) Watch naked residents in house through touchscreens that show everyone that I've hacked their screens? Check.
3) Smash all those screens and NOW my house is secure? Check.
4) Break into bad guy's lair and, in just a minute or two, find his carefully-hidden tools? Check.
5) Abandon my multi-million dollar corporation so I can work alongside the mysterious spook who can solve all my problems? Check.
6) Encounter block-headed police who, for no reason at all, don't believe me despite my high profile in the community and easily-verifiable credibility, but DO believe the bad guy? Check.
7) Somehow overpower the armed bad guy who totally has the drop on me and has taken my family hostage? Check.
You know what rhymes with "check"?
Dreck.
No essential plot point is in any way slightly believable.
1) Just happen to have in my pocket the tools to hack your new car? WHILE YOU WATCH ME? Check.
2) Watch naked residents in house through touchscreens that show everyone that I've hacked their screens? Check.
3) Smash all those screens and NOW my house is secure? Check.
4) Break into bad guy's lair and, in just a minute or two, find his carefully-hidden tools? Check.
5) Abandon my multi-million dollar corporation so I can work alongside the mysterious spook who can solve all my problems? Check.
6) Encounter block-headed police who, for no reason at all, don't believe me despite my high profile in the community and easily-verifiable credibility, but DO believe the bad guy? Check.
7) Somehow overpower the armed bad guy who totally has the drop on me and has taken my family hostage? Check.
You know what rhymes with "check"?
Dreck.