Review of Cannibal Diner

"Cannibal Diner" is a German German-language movie from 2012. The writer and director of this one are pretty experienced when it comes to gore/horror movies, so the directions this film is taking should be obvious. You may be a bit confused early on as there are randomly two girls starting to make out and we also see boobs, pretty big ones actually, so is this a soft core porn movie? No it is not. It is all about the scare factor, but sadly this one is never convincing at all. The film is neither entertaining nor scary and the ending actually feels like a very weak copycat version of "Silence of the Lambs". The only thing you will see in here is girls panicking, running around screaming and they made sure these girls do not wear too much while doing so. The cannibals look like aborted creatures from Avatar and the makeup work is just as bad as everything else. And right when you think it could not get any worse, then the main girl character is suddenly out of nowhere strong enough to stand up to the bad guys, of course after performing a striptease for whatever reasons. This film is packed with sexual innuendo, but lacks a convincing story completely unfortunately. The characters are ridiculous and they have no background story, no shades, but hey at least they have big breasts. Yeah, it's totally impossible to take this movie seriously, even for fans of the genre. It is a hot mess. Watch something else instead.