Review of The Gang's All Here

" . . . another girl down," lies "Eadie Allen" during THE GANG'S ALL HERE. Before branching out into Fake News, Fox MegaCorps churned out Fake Musicals such as GANG. Obviously, all the "girls" with any "understanding" were long gone by the time Kellyanne Conwoman got her clutches into her role as Red Commie KGB Chief Vlad "The Mad Russian" Putin's Dancing Queen. As much as Kellyanne relishes her job as a "Lock her up!" cheerleader, her own High Treason sentence will leave her fully exposed and thoroughly riddled from a Traitor's Post, like Mata Hari, rather than living it up in a cozy Orange-Is-the-New-Black Country Club Cell. Fox saddles once-talented Drill Sergeant Busby Berkeley with six-foot bananas and neon hula hoops during GANG, as well as Carmen Miranda Pigeon English so Racist that they did not dare close caption any of it for their 2008 DVD release of this flick. These Fruity Elements drove Mr. Berkeley past the Edge of Reason, as Fox invented the sadistic sport of hammering nails with a Stradivarius.