The Mummy (2017)
2/10
Hollywood please stahp!
8 June 2017
There are a few times, where I would want to rush out of the cinema hall to write a review to save the souls who might want to watch it and The Mummy provides a platform to me on that sense, I am honored. All hopes were lost when the trailer was out and what a wonderful movie it could have been! With two powerful actors Tom Cruise and Russell Crowe, this movie falls just short in being a sharknado without the intention on being one! I still had hopes during various parts of the movie. For instance the opening part when Cruise is seen running firing his SCAR rifle in a desert backdrop, could it be an Uncharted(Playstation) like adventure? - No! Okay then come the pyramids, yaaay...wait is that some bad CGI? I mean they are making a 'Mummy' Movie and cant they put together at least a proper pyramids setting?! Russel Crowe, Yay...Dr.Jekyll,Yay...but wait you swapped his role from being hideous with an overweight McDonalds customer asking to choose his happy meal toy!? The CGI was very impressive - all cast in the movie were CGI which looked sooooo real, the soundtrack reminded me of 1 million action movies which releases every year made in Hollywood for audiences abroad, Tom Cruise's acting moment was when he flies around inside a jet about to crash..it was more like an extended cut with CTRL+C and CTRL+V. I can say in a heartbeat that this is definitely my favorite movie this year, OK that was just gas on my chest...Nevermind - Don't you ever consider watching this, the movie will suck your happiness like a demontor with Tom Cruise like cute face.Annabelle wallis is cute, so 2 stars.
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