I don't know any other way to put it. This movie isn't just bad, it's shockingly bad. It's wonderful in it's horribleness.
The raw acting talent of the foliage on the set are matched only by Mindy Robinson's cleavage.
The special effects are so bad that it makes a low-budget SciFy channel movie look like the latest Roland Emmerich mega flick.
And the dialog, well, I think I can give it a pass based on the assumption that each scene was written by a different person just minutes after the previous scene was shot.
All of this could be forgiven were it not for the fact that the entire story is just disjointed, doesn't resolve anything, and didn't appear to be going anywhere anyway.
The raw acting talent of the foliage on the set are matched only by Mindy Robinson's cleavage.
The special effects are so bad that it makes a low-budget SciFy channel movie look like the latest Roland Emmerich mega flick.
And the dialog, well, I think I can give it a pass based on the assumption that each scene was written by a different person just minutes after the previous scene was shot.
All of this could be forgiven were it not for the fact that the entire story is just disjointed, doesn't resolve anything, and didn't appear to be going anywhere anyway.