Review of Sharknado 5: Global Swarming

And thus it is a work of wonder, a film in which sharks are caught up in a tornado whose origin is not entirely clear (And do we care? A mysterious mystical stone is as good a reason for unleashing the aerial selachimorpha mayhem as any other), but that nevertheless ensures that the franchise just keeps spinning. Add Fabio as the Pope, the incomparable Charo as the Queen of England, and the majesterial Dolph Lundgren, and you have a film that pushes right on through to the cinematic other side and writes its own crazy rules as it goes along. Of these films there are nay-sayers who say nay, but I don't care: All hail Fin! All hail Sharknado!