4/10
Funny and Stupid. Good stupid fun for 90s kids
30 October 2017
Warning: Spoilers
This was a great show in the 90s. I enjoyed it for a while.

Later, I began to realize that every episode was the same. LOL.

The evil queen comes to do something evil, and sends her general and goons to do her bidding.

The mystic knights(including a brotha with a trident and a girl in a miniskirt) would always run up and jump the goons.

Hilarity ensues, as slow-moving actors with halloween costumes and plastic toy weapons begin to fight.

The funniest part of this show is that no one ever died or got wounded by the weapons. I mean, out of like 400 battles with axes and swords, no one was EVER HARMED!!!!!!!! LMAO. It was like the A- Team for kids.

Every fight scene included someone striking their weapon on an enemy's axe, and then kicking them in the stomach or shoving them down-- and then the enemies would run away.

The king and the villagers were just useless background scenery, who never had anything important to say or do.

The funniest line was when one of the knights got swarmed by magic spiders or something, and with his accent, says, "SPOIDERS?!?!?! I HATE SPOIDERS!!!!!!"
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