The Babysitter (I) (2017)
2/10
This was a documentary of cringe.
24 November 2017
Warning: Spoilers
First of all the fact that this movie has more than 6 points in IMDb is astonishing for me. I actually feel like I'm left out of a joke or something. I actually checked the user profiles of the voters and surprised that it wasn't 20.000 under 18 year old kids with crushes for Samara Weaving.

OK if I can say something about this, I have to say that this movie contains some of the cringiest scenes in any movie ever. Every villain in the story tries to act like a role model and a freaking knife murderer at the same time. Every one of the teenager murderers were created as a impossibly far fetched parody of millennials. Every one of them are written as shallow and as self centered as possible to resemble youth of our day but I would expect the writer of this sh.tty movie to chase children with a cane, yelling 'Darn kids, get off my lawn'. Seriously were the scenes, characters reacting to their own lethal wounds with only concern for their future careers and boobs were supposed to be funny. Zero acting, zero logic to the way the events unfold, zero surprises. In all the movie I actually liked only the scene where the kid tries to save his friend by locking a door on her. The rest was a sh.tshow for me.
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