Review of Slamma Jamma

This is literally the worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life. If you call this good acting, I could say I'm up for the Oscar's and I never acted in my entire life. My 3 years old would be able to write a better script and he doesn't know how to write yet. I just feel like I've been raped of my time. I feel ashamed to have watched such a piece of c***. The IMDb rating of this thing (it can't be qualified as a movie) is just unbelievable and the top reviews must have been bought or written by cast/family/producers. Before watching this, I didn't believe in God. Now I have to because I feel like I've just been in hell... Forget torture, waterboarding and all the horrible things you could think of, world has come up with the ultimate interrogation technique. Show this movie to anyone and he will tell you anything to stop the agony.