Review of Bluebeard's Eighth Wife

. . . not only enables Disney MegaCorp to mash together infinite combinations of Marvel Comic Book "heroes" for Big Box Office in Parallel Universes, but it also ordains that everything happens at once in THIS Universe. Whatever Gary Cooper's delusions about the linear progression of Time may be as he slogs through BLUEBEARD'S EIGHTH WIFE, his U.S. billionaire "Mike Brandon" character is as much of a bigamist as the current White House squatter. Maybe if you truly believe that leprechauns churn out Lucky Charms by the box, you can also pay lip service to having three--or eight--"serial marriages." Folks who think that our Holy Bible is a joking matter MIGHT enjoy "BLUEBEARD'S" shenanigans here. Perhaps there are some Satanic Verses in Bluebeard's Bible which will provide a billionaire with three or eight paws, as well, the better to grab the passing girls by their private parts. However, normal people may not get much of a kick from BLUEBEARD''S shtick. "Mike Brandon" is just as deplorable a miscarriage of humanity as the Brooklyn KKK community organizer's son. How much further do we need to look to justify Roe versus Wade?