Review of Any Gun Can Play

. . . THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY, the "Rick Piper" was so embarrassed to be a lead cast member of 1967's cover picture THE BAD, THE WORSE, AND THE WURST (aka, ANY GUN CAN PLAY) that he invented a single-use alias for his on-screen credit in WURST. Taking place in 1896 near the Italian-Mexican border, ANY GUN CAN PLAY leaves no punch Un-pulled. Though this spoof does NOT involve a single member of the "Wayans family," it might as well have included the whole clan. The "humor" of ANY GUN CAN PLAY is so obvious, viewers will expect "Conchita" to ask "The Stranger" something such as "Do you want meatballs with your Western spaghetti, Sir?" The fight coordinator for ANY GUN CAN PLAY appears to be "Roy Rogers" (if not "Dale Evans," or even "Trigger"). While "The Lollipop Guild" is apparently down to its last member here, no one offers to lend it a hand with cleaning up the full-grown corpses littering Aisle Four. If there's one single positive comment to be made about ANY GUN CAN PLAY, it's probably "At least the trains run on time."