Review of All Boys Are Called Patrick

. . . trying to see if they can Jibber Jabber in a foreign lingo too fast for subtitles in the "Queen's English" to keep up with, than CHARLOTTE & VERONIQUE (this short's on-screen title) probably will please you as much as that traditional French dish of "frog legs, snails, and poodle tails." Since the average life expectancy for G.O.P. American leaders has shot up to 93 thanks to "Jerry Ford" and 'Ronnie Reagan," if Leader Trump foregoes his option to join Presidents Putin, Kim, and Xi (of Russia, North Korea, and China, respectively) as Top Guns for Life, it raises the question of where he can best enjoy his many Golden Years of retirement. He'll still be a relatively young billionaire in 2025, and they're saying that 80 is the new 55. However, if Leader Trump settles down in the USA, greedy gals will be trying to gouge him for cash any time he so much as glances their way. However, CHARLOTTE & VERONIQUE reveals that French chicks EXPECT to be pawed, man-handled, and forcibly kissed by any pushy guy who happens by, especially if he makes at least a lame attempt at non-stop compulsive lying. Since CHARLOTTE & VERONIQUE encourage and laugh off such molestation on the part of an ugly tightwad stranger, just think of the Liberties French women will eagerly grant to the world's most famous Billionaire when he makes his beachhead "over there."