Stillwater (II) (2018)
1/10
Absolute cr*p movie - really, really awful
30 March 2018
Warning: Spoilers
I can relate to SMOKED13-1's feelings. Fortunately, I already have an account where I can review it without having to create an account specially... ha ha...

A really crap movie with the worst script! Think of all the most outlandish and stupid options, and that's your movie. Starts off with a load of deadbeats going on some reunion and as soon as that idiot Eric Michael Roy entered the scene, things went from absolute crap to really, really, absolute crap. I mean, what kind of actor is he... Oh wait... he isn't, he's really a photographer in real life with no acting experience. Anyway, those 3 weirdos that he brings along... I should have known then to stop watching. Then there's Richie's acting as a war veteran gone mental, so funny, (actually, it's worth watching the film to 'study' his blank stare - you'll know what I mean if you decide to watch the film)... Then there's the guy that apparently gets murdered... and then the plot gets worse when we're led to believe his killer has been identified, and one of the other deadbeat guys (a foot doctor who examined the 'body' and pronounced him dead because he couldn't find his pulse) sticks up for him, then he sticks up for another guy, then another.... Oh wait... that guy that was originally murdered, well he wasn't murdered! He just banged his head and knocked himself out! Then we see 2 alternate endings and the guy that would have had absolutely nothing to do with the crime is..... suddenly.... a murderer! Ha Ha Ha... OMG... If you're going to watch the film, please be drunk so you don't realise how bad the whole thing was! But make a note somewhere that you've seen it and don't watch it again when sober.
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